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sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.
She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.
by doucheplease April 19, 2010
mugGet the sushi smugglermug.

Duck sushi

Duck under this table and eat this sushi, duck sushi
by Kat Fitch April 17, 2020
mugGet the Duck sushimug.

Glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless
Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑
by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016
mugGet the Glitter sushimug.

glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~
Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present
by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016
mugGet the glitter sushimug.

iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak July 26, 2015
mugGet the iphone sushimug.

Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.
“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”
by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023
mugGet the Sushi Gatheringmug.

sushi baka

soundcloud underground version of among us term "sussy baka" which has been overused by either 12 year old roblox tiktokers or 20 year old quirky furry college art students who have no sense of humor. this term is "ironic" and "satire" and not beta-male ironic but more like intellectually ironic. so please don't use this word as a "joke" use it with care because we don't need another stupid among us meme out there.
guy: "konnichiwa nanidayo yamate kudasai romanji toyotakun sushi baka desu niii!"

me: cringe
by âss boner April 4, 2022
mugGet the sushi bakamug.

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