Steff

Steff's soft blue eyes are as bright as her personality, and her incredible beauty bewilders all those who have the good fortune to gaze upon her. Commonly nicknamed El Stefano, she's known for her fondness of the Dirty Sanchez and golden showers, and her terrible impression of Michael Caine. As beautiful as she may be on the outside, with hair like gold and a personality that will cause you to fall at her feet, be cautious. She's also known as Kitten Kicker Steff, Steff the Bootlegger, Pirate Steff "Crabs" II, Steff The One Who Knocks, Steff The One Who Doesn't Knock, Jamie Oliver, and Steff the Genuine Gentrified Jacket Jacker. Despite these misgivings, her redeeming features outweigh them tenfold. When she holds on to you like she's about to fall off a cliff it makes you feel like you've finally found someone, somewhere, that gives a shit about you. Her ability to forgive both mistakes and terrible jokes is astounding. A must have for your wonderful person collection, she'll shine and thrive at the top of any shelf as long as you keep her in the shade and water her more than the dead houseplants she attempts to nurse.

Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.

Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.

"Where did Steff go?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"

by TheBigDapperDipper April 9, 2019

steffi graf

A laugh, a joke

You're havin a steffi!

by pony June 16, 2003

Steffi

Steffi is a cute and wonderful boy. He is super talkative and can be loud and a little bit selfish. He has long brown curly hair and has beautiful hazel eyes. He is also known as Stefan but sometimes called Steffi by his closest friends.

Cam: “Hey Steffi, How are you?”
Flora: “Stefan, I have a good nickname for you, what do you think of Steffi?”

by Cookie_23.. April 20, 2019

Stafford County

Also known as "the place where Fredericksburg's waste flows". Crazy kids think that they own shit when they are tryin to rock trashy brands like Abercrombie. Try on a Ralph Polo and then we will talk to you. Most Stafford teen residents try to crash Fredericskburg events because there's nothing in Stafford except for farms, poorly crafted shantys, and the local Wawa gas station/"night club". Quit kidding yourself.

At the Burg's annual XMas parade:
"HEYYYY i'm from stafford county and im soooo rich look at my abercrombie and my slutty ass girlfriend!!"
Fredericksburg residents: "shouldn't you be at the local Wawa meeting up with your fellow peasents?"

by FBURG ACADEMY!!! September 3, 2006

steff

The act of not being able to keep one's food in one's mouth.

OMG you've steffed again.

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

staffordshire bull terrier

mastaman obviously aint got a clue what he's on about yeah staffies may be owened by the majority of chavy scum but their not soft and can just as easily be trained and used to aradicate chavs from the earth forever. staffies are the origanal pit bulls. when english and irish settlers moved to america they took thier staffies with them and bred the bigger dogs with the bigger dogs resulting in a bigger dog. but in esense its the same breed that has just chaged slightly over time and when veiwed side by side it's easy to see. some blood lines of pitbulls still produce dogs of staffie height(around 16 to 17 inches)

staffordshire bull terriers are just pitbulls that never left home.

by vicious187 July 26, 2008

stepford

see: stepford wife it comes from a movie, The Stepford Wives, and is usually used in reference to politicians' wifes.

Some will say H. Clinton, others will say L. Bush
I doubt any would say it for Kerry's wife.

His wife just sits there while he spits shizzy.

by JRW January 24, 2005