Steamy trout

When a woman sits on your face after a long run in spandex shorts.

Bro, I had a great morning my wife gave me the steamy trout.

by Red93 December 12, 2023

Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

Steamie Johns

The absolute worst of anything.

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

Creamy Steamy

Where a man shits and cums in a cup then mixes it and drinks it.

creamy steamy

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

Steamy barn

When a man takes a shit up a woman's vagina so the baby will be covered in shit at birth

"How are you both white but the baby is black?"
"The baby isn't black, that's how a steamy barn works."

by Marniechan March 10, 2025

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016