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MSN stain

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.
Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.
by ShVR February 17, 2006
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GEE STAIN

VAGINAL SPLASH FOUND ON MENS CROTCHES GENERALLY AFTER BOUTS OF DRY RIDING
OISIN: OH MAN LOOK AT YOUR JEANS ITS COVERED IN GEE STAIN
by SUPER FURI January 22, 2011
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Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!
I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.
by Moshae Music June 9, 2010
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Sugar Stain

The stain left by ejaculate on clothing, sheets, magazines, horses,faces and other such objects.
Dude, it looks like you left a sugar stain on your trousers.
by Mike Hunt In Bangkok January 20, 2009
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secret stain

Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.

If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.
by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014
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bro stain

When you nut and immediately put your cock away leaving the excess splooge to leak out on to cloth causing a stain.
Dude, borrowed my roommates sheet and it's got bro stains all over it
by DukeMcFuckington December 12, 2015
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Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.
The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.
by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018
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