Squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"
I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!
by B0d0zer May 23, 2018
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Squidward
by XQB January 08, 2022
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Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID
Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022
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Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
by Reaperparadox September 11, 2019
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Squidward

Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022
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Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 01, 2022
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Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get
Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023
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