Similar to a "blumpkin"- only the opposite. A male performs cunnilingus (oral sex) on a female while she defecates (shits).
"Baby I gotta shit, but I want you to give me a squash"
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."
by young j swizzy December 26, 2011
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1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."
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one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.
by Ken Mac July 31, 2007
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by voiceofreason456 December 1, 2009
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student 1: i haven’t got any mixer i can’t just drink straight voddy all night, what u got ?
student 2: squashka mate
student 2: squashka mate
by maebemds July 23, 2021
Get the squashka mug.1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian
2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.
3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.
2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.
3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.
ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!
by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007
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