shlurp

To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method.

movie Barefoot in the Park: "Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp."

by sumi's girl August 28, 2013

Slurger

Self explanatory; slut burger

Ignore that greasy bxtch, she's just a slurger.

by acdz March 14, 2009

Slur Santana

A GloBoy that xxas xxella fans and xxeople xxitexx xxis xxwagxx

Slur santana has a big ass dick
Rapper

by SlurSantana July 2, 2021

e-slurp

A complimentary post made about a popular forum user in the hopes of gaining favor or standing in the forum. Sycophantic wannabe's ploy.

"Nice e-slurp. You going to be his maid too?"

by pryderi February 10, 2007

myspace sluree

Often girls aged 12-18 who spend most of their lives on the networking website www.myspace.com, taking near-nude photographs and posting bulletins,statuses & blogs that say "pc4pc, neww pictures, comment new photos, new photos" and so on.

Usually girls that are shallow, bitchy, no life-bimbos.

MyspaceLoser: "Comment new photos"

RealLifePerson: "Get off the fucken computor no-life myspace sluree!"

by schweppervessance January 25, 2010

Text Slur

Slurring through text messages by using the same letters multiple times.

"I can't waaaaaaiiittt to partyyy!" - Person 1
"Nice use of a text slur!" - Person 2

by Herban Dicktionary June 6, 2017

The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022