Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff
Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven
by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011
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Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 24, 2010
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Spunk Bib

A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio
Uncle jack used an old McDonald’s napkin as a spunk bib when be beat off his car on lunch break.
by Gussygus July 07, 2020
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spunk cupping

Similar to Cup-Caking or Cup Farting however this activity involves spunk (also known as jizz, cum, buss etc). Usually happens after a sex act, one of the pair will cup the spunk and then throw it in either their own or their partners face.
Person 1: "So, did you have a good night then, if you know what I mean?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we got a little wild and tried spunk cupping, it was amazing!"
Person 1: "No way!"
by clockwork monkey August 21, 2013
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Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
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Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.
You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.
by el Jaymundo July 15, 2020
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spunk hole

A place (club, pub, town, house) that is rubbish.
Scunthorpe is an absolute spunk hole.
by chazthewaz October 05, 2004
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