Spunk Lungs

The unfortunate aftermath of smoking marijuana laced with the ejaculate of the homeless.

Yo man, I got some o dat icky sticky, but ended up wakin up with spunk lungs.

by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 21, 2011

Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.

You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.

by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020

Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011

Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.

Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.

by Carpoolio October 30, 2008

Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.

Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.

by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010

spunk hole

A place (club, pub, town, house) that is rubbish.

Scunthorpe is an absolute spunk hole.

by chazthewaz October 5, 2004