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natural spring bomb

Dropping a shot of 160 proof Devil Springs vodka into a pint glass of Natural Ice beer. Good start to any night of drinking.
Dude, Kurt wants to do a Natural Spring Bomb, lets go!
by B$$ May 15, 2007
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corporate spring break

Young business men and women taking a grown up trip to the beach over Memorial Day weekend.
We went down to Destin for Corporate Spring Break.
by SethM November 4, 2007
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Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009
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Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
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california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch
by biggieballz August 31, 2015
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German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
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tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.
Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.
by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008
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