Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006

spooder man

another word for retard, or an absolute dickfaced fucker who thinks they can do anything. typically fat gingers

that kid right there is a real spooder man

by cumface124 February 24, 2020

spoofedy

-A portmanteau of spoof and comedy, used primarily to satirize an existing body of popular work (i.e. films, books, music)

I began directing "To Fast, Tofurious", a spoofedy about fasting, angry tofu that drive fast cars.

by Nekobo January 6, 2008

spoonerhead

spoonerhead- a {gay} guy who wants to get {spooned} nonstop by other flaming {homosexuals} who have small {pps}

Dude your such a spoonerhead

by non homos December 24, 2009

spooser

I combination of a spoon and scissor. Usually found at Olive Garden.

We will need a spooser for this salad.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Smith April 20, 2014

spookery

Religious charms, totems, and/or bric-a-brac people may wear or keep around the house.

That gold crucifix she's wearing is some damn fine spookery.

by Magister Bibendi October 23, 2015

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016