Essex spine

A phrase referring to the tattoo commonly located on the lower back of females of the peasant underclass. Its origins can be traced back to areas of Essex although the trend has become widespread across the country. The tattoo can be spotted in the area between the jeans/thong and the shirt of the lady and is distinguishable by its resemblance to a diagram of a female's uterus and ovaries (although they feebly claim it is tribal art).

"She's got an Essex Spine…and therefore must have a caravan and a host of venereal diseases to match."

by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

Spintop

Someone who is skinny on the top and big on the bottom.

OMG did you see that spintop? Her facebook pictures make her look skinny because they only show the top of her. When I saw her in person her stomach & waste were like BAM! HUGE!

by Anonymous5423 August 13, 2010

Dirty piece of spine

A Shit, poo, fecal matter.

"Get the door mate!, I'm just popping upstairs to the shitter, got to pinch of a dirty piece of spine."

by Charley Jenkins December 23, 2007

To bruise her / his / it's spine

This describes the act of penetration so deep that it could in fact bruise the individual's spine

how would you like me to bruise your spine?
Christ, I'd like to bruise her / his / it's spine

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

spiner

to pinch someone REALLY hard, usually from behind. For best results, pinch on the spine while saying "Why, hello there!" with a Mickey Mouse voice and pinching on the word "hello".

Guy 1: "Sup', bro."
Guy 2: "Just chillin'."
Guy1: "Why hello there!" (and does a excruciating spiner)
Guy 2: "Wha-YEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!"
Guy 1: "Heh. Heh."

by iSpyOres May 12, 2014

spine buster

While enjoying sexual intercourse, you strike her back, thus breaking the spine.

I was enjoying the sex so I gave her a spine buster

by Michael Kitching November 10, 2007