Spider Roach

An emo necrophiliac who likes punk rock and d-beat. Sort of a play boy too. All the girls are obsessed with him

Usually goes by the name Miguel

“Oh my god, we’re about to walk past Spider Roach, act cool.”

by funny guy lol April 07, 2023

Spider roach

A person who is an emo necrophiliac, and playboy all in one. Usually goes by the name Miguel.

“Ugh, there goes Spider roach again with a new chick. He probably imagines her dead.

by funny guy lol April 07, 2023

wolf spider

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017

dead spider

the smell of a charcoal skinned individual

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.

by yojan the great February 27, 2018

brampton-spider

Brampton-spider is the nigga who got bit by an Indian has super powers. They probably say they're not from brampton but those niggas are lying. They got the power to eat any chicken clean

Guy 1: You guys see da brampton-spider?
Guy 2: Yea, he ate the fried chicken clean fam
Brampton-spider: I'm not from Brampton

by Black Airforce Nigga February 20, 2020

Spiders Nightclub

A legendary alternative nightclub situated in Hull, England. Home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.

Joe: "You going to Spiders this weekend?"
John: "Certainly am"

by Rust In Peace February 26, 2005

Spider Fucked

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

by Heather Marie 916 June 18, 2008