Sickness that sends excrement exploding from both ends simultaneously requiring one to make a most painful choice (roughly equal in difficulty to Sophie's Choice) over what will go into the toilet and what will have to be cleaned off the floor. One will often get The Sophies after a long night of drinking. The only known cure is a sink close enough to lean against and vomit into while crapping in the toilet.
You better find another bathroom 'cause John drank an entire bottle of vodka last night and had a wicked case of The Sophies.
by Craptastrophy October 14, 2011
Get the The Sophiesmug. Sophie
The most amazing person in the world. A unique, one of a kind girl. Often brunette and funny. Sophies are beautiful, very kind, smart, athletic, have a cute personality, and are keepers. She's understanding, an amazing friend to both girls and boys and she'll always have your back. She is one of the most beautiful person you will lay eyes on. If you ever meet a Sophie, don't let her go.
The most amazing person in the world. A unique, one of a kind girl. Often brunette and funny. Sophies are beautiful, very kind, smart, athletic, have a cute personality, and are keepers. She's understanding, an amazing friend to both girls and boys and she'll always have your back. She is one of the most beautiful person you will lay eyes on. If you ever meet a Sophie, don't let her go.
by Caleb is ur bae May 9, 2019
Get the Sophiemug. A beautiful, georgious, smart girl. Don't let her shyness fool you lads, she can twerk and grind like there's no tomorrow, especially with that big bum of hers! Give her a chance and you'll be surprised!!
by Jakdjkdks December 13, 2016
Get the Sophiemug. A girl who always has your back. Has been through a lot, and loves to tell their stories. She crushes on boys that crush on her... but, she NEVER goes back for a 2nd chance. She super funny, smart but acts stupid, and knows how to make people laugh. She has that sparkle in her eye that basically blinds you. She is VERY outgoing and gets along with most of the people she meets. She is GOURGEOUS but... has her flaws, which she is aware of. But people love her for her. That's a Sophie!
"Yeah. I saw her in the hall! But did you see that twinkle? Ughhh.. she's goals."
"I can't believe he dumped her, she deserves better... she just moved on, what a strong girl."
"Sophie...ohhh yeah, she talked back to the teacher. Yep! The smart one.... ha she is so silly. I love her"
"I can't believe he dumped her, she deserves better... she just moved on, what a strong girl."
"Sophie...ohhh yeah, she talked back to the teacher. Yep! The smart one.... ha she is so silly. I love her"
by 💘love you💘 December 14, 2017
Get the Sophiemug. Fat kid:Hey where were you last night
Timmy: i was blessed with the almighty ass eating lips of sophie
Timmy: i was blessed with the almighty ass eating lips of sophie
by Arthur marston156 March 7, 2019
Get the Sophiemug. 
Sophie is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is very pretty and her smile will always brighten up a room. If you find a Sophie hold on tight and never let go. She is nice, funny, and can be a little aggressive at times, but she does it in a kind, funny way. She will always be there for you as long as you are there for her. She is a friend to guys and a friend to girls. If you want to have a great friend then go find a Sophie. You will never be left unhappy with a friend like Sophie.
by Your the best! December 16, 2018
Get the Sophiemug.