Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.
by MTnTX November 25, 2019
Get the dingle snowmug. Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.
James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
by Indythrift December 9, 2008
Get the Snow Jesusmug. The act of stealing ideas from one music video to use in our own music video to claim as your own. The term is derived from snow patrol stealing horse the band's music video
snow patrol has commited snow-patrolgarism for stealing horse the band's video Birdo & using those ideas in their video signal fire
by brahfalophagis278 July 2, 2009
Get the snow-patrolgarismmug. Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.
“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”
“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”
“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”
“Isn’t she beautiful?”
“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”
“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”
“Isn’t she beautiful?”
by SolusPrimus67 February 11, 2021
Get the Jake Snowmug. the choice to not come to a complete stop at a stop sign to avoid skidding and for fear of spinning one's wheels on snow and/or ice while trying to move forward again.
similar to a rolling stop.
similar to a rolling stop.
Man, that cop didn't appreciate my snow stop.
Thank goodness I did a snow stop on that hill. There was no way I was going to get going again.
Thank goodness I did a snow stop on that hill. There was no way I was going to get going again.
by Jane.Doe December 13, 2010
Get the snow stopmug. Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
by Friendly neighborhood cat July 7, 2021
Get the Simon Snowmug. A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".
Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!
by Uncle Funcle November 1, 2019
Get the Dill-Snowmug.