shrimp crank

Slang for a small penis

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"

by Keystone August 4, 2006

The Shrimp Man

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.

The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.

by ATSW November 2, 2009

shrimp pibbly

A very VERY small penis

I can't ride that! It's a shrimp pibbly!!
or
Donald Trump has a shrimp pibbly

by Jay the Queen March 6, 2018

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.

She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.

by Sluice July 23, 2010

Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019

shrimp dick

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

by Rory B. March 18, 2007