The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
by randominternethandle November 09, 2017
The act of placing a mans ball sack on the shoulder of another person, while that person yells at his erect penis. Once this act commences, they may not stop until the man ejaculates.
Once this move is completed YOU MUST tell everyone you know even strangers on the street.
Once this move is completed YOU MUST tell everyone you know even strangers on the street.
When you hook up with a random at a bar, you take him/her home and perform this amazing sex move. You first get an erection and place your balls on her shoulder while she yells at it. This is a shoulder shout.
by Officer Sexual #69 January 18, 2010
when a girl grows from having just nipples to having fully grown rocks of boulders hanging low from her shoulders.
I shagged this bird and as soon as her bra sprang off i realised a immediate sign of shoulder boulders
by cmts October 02, 2009
Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.
by Freidan July 26, 2010
If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.
by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008
The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce
by gianluca_campanile June 23, 2017
When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
by Pseudo-hym July 13, 2015