by diminutives May 5, 2024
Get the Goon Scrolling mug.When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.
I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.
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You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
by Laranna:) September 12, 2013
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Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
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Get the stroll scrolling mug.The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Get the Scrotum Scroll mug.When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
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