The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
Get the Schlong Slap mug.The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block
Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!
by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020
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When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.
by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021
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Get the Schlong McDong mug.Person 1: Hey! Tommyinnit just uploaded a video with Jschlatt!
Person 2: No one cares, shut up schlinniter.
Person 2: No one cares, shut up schlinniter.
by wilbursuitt May 7, 2021
Get the schlinniter mug.A jeep that is built into an over the top off road machine. Its not just a rubicon...it has been embedder with very essence of its owners masculinity (even if its owner is female). This is a jeep version of a penis car. It wins all pissing contests. Said jeep will usually include, massive lift, giant tires, modified sway bars, skid plates for everything, rock sliders, steel bumpers, ultra low gearing, bead locks, a large winch, hi performance motor mods including v8 conversions, superchargers, and turbos. Likely also includes onboard air, extra parts and tools in storage areas. Often covered in trail badges and trail stickers
These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking
These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking
by Capt_Zoom March 1, 2022
Get the Schlongacon mug.Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022
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