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Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
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schlongagangflaung

The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block
Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!
by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020
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Schlongscicle

When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.
Wooo! Dan do not go outside unless you want to get a schlongscicle!
by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021
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Schlong McDong

a massive cock that requires special pants to contain its sheer power and girth
"Ayo you see Tyler over there? He's packin a real schlong mcdong"
by Xeno486 April 20, 2021
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schlinniter

A derogatory term for a person who is a fan of youtuber / streamers Jschlatt and Tommyinnit.
Person 1: Hey! Tommyinnit just uploaded a video with Jschlatt!
Person 2: No one cares, shut up schlinniter.
by wilbursuitt May 7, 2021
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Schlongacon

A jeep that is built into an over the top off road machine. Its not just a rubicon...it has been embedder with very essence of its owners masculinity (even if its owner is female). This is a jeep version of a penis car. It wins all pissing contests. Said jeep will usually include, massive lift, giant tires, modified sway bars, skid plates for everything, rock sliders, steel bumpers, ultra low gearing, bead locks, a large winch, hi performance motor mods including v8 conversions, superchargers, and turbos. Likely also includes onboard air, extra parts and tools in storage areas. Often covered in trail badges and trail stickers

These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking
That jeep is a real schlongacon.
by Capt_Zoom March 1, 2022
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Schlongest

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022
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