Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Flag

Get the Sploop mug.

shloopsing

Shloopsing, shloops, shloopsed

(1) - (verb) The act of a vacuum cleaner in picking up dirt

(2) - the sound / feeling or strength of a vacuum cleaner's suction

(3) - (past-tense verb) The act of devouring one's food (usually noodles or soup) so fast as to create the impression that it has been vacuumed into one's digestive tract. Eg.

(1) "The vacuum cleaner is no longer shloopsing the way it did when it was new."
"The vaccuum won't shloops these crumbs, they're too big".
"Well, what do you know? It shloopsed it!"
(2) "I can only sleep to the sound of a vacuum schloops".
(3) "She was shloopsing her food so fast that some surely went up her nose."

by Wraith :) November 10, 2020

Flag