Saggy Ass Syndrome

Used for jeans or shorts, it's when they wrinkle and/or are not tight-fitting around your butt, making your butt look saggy and unflattering.

Ugh, these jeans don't fit. They're giving me Saggy Ass Syndrome.

by anonymous April 11, 2023

Saggy Tuxedo

Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen

"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Poop_eater2 December 5, 2020

saggy bean

A bean like shaped vagina that smells like peas

"Wow the girl I slept with last night had a saggy bean!"

by Lolingbean August 7, 2016

saggy teabags

old English tits.

go suck on your granddads saggy teabags you moron xD

by Bbgirl12 April 17, 2016

saggy stingray

old woman's vagina

She was rinsing out her saggy stingray.

by croc1964 July 24, 2016

captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017

saggy queef

Behaviour exhibited by a gaming server when currently online players experience lag, time outs and stuttering causing them immense frustration.

"This server is being a saggy queef!"

by showus May 4, 2020