Rug Burn

The razor burn you get after shaving your crotch.

Joe: "yo, i was going down on Melissa last night, that girl has some major rug burn."

or...

Sarah: "Shit, I just shaved my pussy this morning, now I have some serious rug burn."

by strawberries4lunch November 3, 2010

Rug Mumkin

1. When a woman empties her bowels, whilst recieving cunnalingus.
2. A chick getting the box licked off her while pushing out some butt butter.

Jhonny: "Billy said she just about beat him within an inch of his life, until he agreed to give Brenda a Rug Mumkin."
Ted: "I'd commit suicide if I was that toilet!"

"That chick was so hot, I would have given her a Rug Mumkin while 69'ing, AND have her on top!"

by TheBigP September 25, 2012

rug rat

A man who performs oral sex on women. The male version of "carpet muncher."

Neil went down on Emily for hours. He is such a rug rat.

by NDog22 April 17, 2014

Rug Merchant

A lesbian matchmaker.

Julia would never have met Kate had it not been for that rug merchant on Bourbon Street.

by FengTao April 27, 2011

rug muncher

This is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet. Meaning pussy eating. Hense Rug Muncher

Kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right.

by Dave1894 December 16, 2008

Rug Sniffer

One who enjoys the aroma of a sweet succulant whore's mound/gash.

"Wowzer. her puppy flaps smell like a really decent cheese, i love that im a rug sniffer"

"Yikes, inhale that lovely smell, smells like my nanas sunday dinners. I love to rugsniff!"

by Green wardy Burnett April 16, 2008

Drug Rug

A type of stoner jacket made in Mexico hence the name Mexican Threads. Made popular by hippies of California in the 70's and now worn by all people. Not made of hemp although they do look like you could smoke them. Also called baja hoodies.

Check out that kids drug rug hoodie, I bet it reaks of weed.

by Jason Jerga March 17, 2014