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Knee Rugby

Officially the best indoor sport...ever! Played on your knees with small teams, the aim...to get past the other team to the opposite end of the living room. Things can turn especially violent so you have to be a hard ass to play it. Lets just say the telly and breakable ornaments can sometimes get in the way.
"Hey, Jim, fancy a game of knee rugby?"
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."
by Skid_Mark May 20, 2007
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Rugby Union

Game in which 2 teams of 15 men spend 80 minutes grinding their faces into the floor oblivious to the fact a ball is even on the pitch. A game first depicted in cave paintings depicting cavemen grappling over the last moose skull. A sport adored by posh people who for some reason appreciate the sight of 30 men slowly moving around the pitch in a muddy heap for 80 minutes. Many rugby union players have faces sponsored by King Edward Potatoes and arses sponsored by Eton College. Any action which could be described as remotely athletic is rarely seen in Rugby Union.
When getting bored watching Rugby Union, entertain yourself by dreaming of a sport where they actually play rugby. See: Rugby League.
by santoni March 14, 2011
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WNEC Rugby

Noun: Physical domination.

Established by the rugby team playing in the region of western new england. Although they are completely made up of Western New England College students, they are in no way tied to the institution. 2009 NERFU Champions.
"Dude, did you see that WNEC Rugby?"

"Yea, They whooped em!"
by RugbyJunkie April 28, 2010
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Rugby Union

The hugely boring and uninteresting version of the rugby codes where all the players could not cut it in its far superior "counterpart", Rugby League.
Nobody gives a fuck about yawn-ion.
by pcpp July 1, 2004
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Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 9, 2006
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Ruggy

Badman - "And my mum saw that ruggy in the toilet"

Badman 2- "Suck my dick"
by J dott R October 5, 2009
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rugby league

like afl except better more skillful alot tougher also players are general straight and dont beat each other off after the game
rugby league is like nfl except better
by mozza91 July 16, 2006
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