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Royal Roast

A spit roast which involves a member of the royal family, and they are normally in the middle.
I went to Buckingham Palace yesterday and had a Royal Roast with the Queen.
by Bananas in PJs December 15, 2009
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roastbeefed

something one can say if one has just handed someone's ass to them, or otherwise crushed, destroyed, or owned in a humiliating way, such as in a video game.
Dude I just roastbeefed that guy!

You just got roastbeefed
by Jeordie October 29, 2006
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roast

To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

It is somewhat akin to a diss in hip-hop culture.
If you look around, you can find videos of Stephen Colbert's roast of President Bush all over the Internet.
by Trish May 26, 2006
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Mr. Van Rossum

Me: What history movie did Mr. Van Rossum leave for us to watch?

Sub: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Me: I want to be as awesome a teacher as this guy.
by German Republican June 16, 2010
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roasting

A Term Used To Explain Sexual Hunger
"Blud Im Roasting, I Aint Had Sex For Time!"
by Lil Frenchie April 27, 2006
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Roast Beefing

when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.
She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.
by Babysealkllr March 17, 2011
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roast beef curtains

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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