Retard

Someone who steals your fucking hot pocket without asking permission

don't take my hot pocket again or ill smash your cock over a door hinge, retard.

by Heterosaur March 12, 2021

Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.

Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.

by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021

retard

a name to call your friends insted of stupid or idiot. it sounds better to say.

friend: "that girl/boy looks so ugly." Me: "Oi dont say it infront of her you retard."

by EVRYOPPSHOT May 24, 2023

Retard

An individual who, in the 21st Century, fails to double-check or quickly research ("Google") the results of rather basic-instantly obtainable-common knowledge-type situations, events, or subject matter.

The anti-maskers are a bunch of fucking retards.
The answer to that question was a simple Google search away, retard.
Don't be retarded, cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.

by iWikky April 2, 2021

Retarded

Jacob Sartorius

Bro, are you retarded

by A Damn Sartorian February 19, 2019

Retard

Someone who is named Gabe

Gabe is a retard homo

by JayPimPn June 23, 2019

Retard

Someone who believes the word Retard (and all variations) is a slur.

You - "That's retarded"
Retard - "YoU cAn'T sAy ThAt, It'S a SlUr!

by *RacialSlurs* April 9, 2022