thievin rectum

a rectum taht is encountering some problems.
Oh crap, ive got a thievin rectum
by homes July 17, 2003
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Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy October 05, 2008
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Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 July 14, 2013
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e plurbis rectum

When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.
Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.
by Soooze April 01, 2014
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Rectum Mc Foreskin

having anal sex
hey babe, do you wanna meet Rectum Mc Foreskin?
by Rectum Mc Foreskin. April 26, 2009
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rectum stabber

Man that guy is a rectum stabber
by spazmatronic September 17, 2008
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