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Red Rectum Ringer Stinger

A Red Rectum Ringer Stinger, commonly referred to as RRRS, is a powerful ejection of faeces, where the victim experiences violent and painful diarrhea following consumption of brutally spicy Indian food.
This results in an acute burning sensation around the rectum and sometimes even swelling and redness.
"Jesus, my asshole looks like a sundried tomato after last nights curry. I think that Red Rectum Ringer Stinger ruptured my sphincter."
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Shy Rectum 

A condition in which one is unable to take a shit in an unfamiliar restroom.
Dude... I'm only able to take a shit at my own house thanks to my shy rectum. Now, whenever I go on vacation, I always get backed up.
Shy Rectum by CQP August 25, 2011

prolapsed rectum 

The result of aggresive anal sex seen in some pornography where the womans anus will no longer return to its original form due to torn tissue and muscles.
That porn star bitch had a prolapsed rectum after getting gang banged. She should remember that the anus is an exit, not an entrance.
prolapsed rectum by left4ded May 14, 2005

big fat cock in my rectum 

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

Neck Rectum 

The result of a Laryngectomy, the procedure of putting a hole in one's throat because they smoked too much and got cancer. Too bad you smoked, because now you have a butt hole right on your throat for everyone to see. A Neck Rectum.
Rolando Martinez (throat guy): I was 29 when i got throat cancer from smoking cigarettes. I almost died. Now there is a permanent Neck Rectum in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same again. Not even the simple things.
Neck Rectum by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 17, 2010

funky rectum 

- an old ass that smells like a left over pile of shit
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.
dude.. what the fuck is that smell.
I think it's some ones runky rectum
probably.. that shits damn dirty..
funky rectum by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

warthog rectum

A girl that is so ugly you can't stand to look at her.
Damn, that girl was a total warthog rectum!
warthog rectum by naynay99 July 27, 2010