by homes July 17, 2003
Get the thievin rectummug. Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009
Get the Inverted Cranial Rectumitismug. Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013
Get the Texas Rectum Rangermug. When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.
Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.
by Soooze May 14, 2014
Get the e plurbis rectummug. 
having anal sex
by Rectum Mc Foreskin. April 25, 2009
Get the Rectum Mc Foreskinmug. by spazmatronic October 27, 2008
Get the rectum stabbermug.