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Fun Ratio

Fun Ratio is the ratio of fun, to the unmentionable word "Death". The more fun it is, the more likely it is to kill you. A high Fun Ratio is the best, and the word Death should never be mentioned. A high Fun Ratio is best unless your idea of a white knuckle ride, is cutting the lawn with the ride on mower on a Sunday afternoon.
"Wow, that nearly killed him, the Fun Ratio must be high, I'm having a go next"

Note the words: "it nearly killed him", and NOT 'it could kill me'.
by barticusthe5th November 30, 2009
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creepiness ratio

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.
At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.
by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010
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procrastination ratio

The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.

Varies from person to person.

Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010
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Self-Ratio

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.
Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.
by ShoppingCartCentral February 19, 2021
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Death to Income Ratio

The relative rating between a person's likely years left before dying and their annual income or networth.
My nana is dating again and she's getting pretty serious with this guy Sol. The nursing home gave him an 'A' rating for his Death to Income Ratio.
by L-Dub Elie April 11, 2017
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Chill To Pull Ratio

The amount of chilling with your boys/pulling bitches one fratstar can achieve. Five to Five is the highest ratio.
by Idaho Sae Frat Star Goldfinger November 19, 2011
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radio raped

The process in which a radio station over plays a song so much that you want to shoot yourself and anyone in earshot whenever it comes on.
Dude, I swear to Christ, they radio raped Spoon Man so bad.
If i I hear it one more time I am going to rip off my own nuts and shove them in my ears!
by phynias November 16, 2006
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