drag racing

a race between to men dressed as women

#1: you know iwas looking up adhd on urban dictionary and i think-
#2: -OH LOOK A FAG DRAG RACING!!

by thisismyaccount60 December 28, 2010

granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.

"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"

by elboydo August 3, 2007

Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010

randing

The act of literally not giving any fucks whatsoever, to the point of becoming so chill that your mere presence makes a room feel 20+ degrees cooler upon entering.

"Hey man, how was the party last night?"
"It was awesome once this kid Steve showed up, he was really randing the place up!"

by Moose12 August 27, 2013

racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.

Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon

by Malicious_Activity November 28, 2016

racing beast

What you call someone who CRUSHES the competition in racing games or motorsport

Did you see that?
What?
That overtaking move! That guy is a RACING BEAST!

by Blue Shell Killah January 9, 2018

Racing Sailboats

The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019