Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 24, 2022

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Pythoned

When it appears that the person in question seems to dislocates their jaw to fit more food in their mouth.

Wow, she really pythoned that burger

by KTR123 November 1, 2022

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.

Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

python

a Beginner's programming laungauge.

Hey bob, Im learning python so i can code something!

by 10xTheFoxy April 19, 2021

Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by anonymous March 18, 2023