Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by anonymous March 18, 2023

Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 24, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

Python

A bitch made ass programming language for pussies

P1: I program

P2: I program as well

P1: What language? C? Java? C++

P2: Python

P1: Bitch made ass nigga

by Jeviaun January 19, 2024

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 23, 2017