When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!
by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
by DikeMugless December 24, 2022

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”
by anonymous March 18, 2023

a Beginner's programming laungauge.
by 10xTheFoxy April 19, 2021
