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Punjab

A state in India with the highest number of female foeticides.

A backward state where education is not valued and women are expected/ forced to get married young and reproduce.

Women are still second class citizens here as men have the final say in all decisions.

Dowry is highly prevalent. Arranged marriages are forced on young girls.

Unrealistic amounts of money is spent on wedding celebrations as its a measure of status and wealth. The marriage ceremony is under appreciated as all the focus is on showing off.

Many males of Punjab who are residents in foreign countries commit fraud- they get married to an innocent girl in Punjab, take the dowry, spend a few months with them and then leave their 'wives'. These men then return to the foreign country where they reside and lead carefree lives of a bachelor with no intention of going back.

The women are helpless, some of them have kids and the in-laws take them away. As these women are uneducated they can't do much to help themselves. Some of them are forced by society to live with the in-laws and take care of them. Others are like refugees in their own homes.

The state of Punjab has good people too but this is also a cruel reality of this place.
A- "I'm looking for a eligible bachelor for my daughter".

B- " I know a good family in punjab."
A-" Ok, but if he's a non resident of India, then forget it, he's probably a fraud ! "
by Thecruelreality August 30, 2013
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punjabi

Punjabi is not a nationality or language. Punjabi is a condition that can take over anyone any time. This condition influences one to fuck his/her close realatives like, mother, sister, brother, uncle, aunty, grandma, grandpa and particularly brother's wife.
Damn, Harbajan fucked his sister-in-law in the ass so hard that she couldn't walk for days and when his brother found out he excused himself by claiming to be a punjabi.
by nankana sahib October 26, 2006
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punjabi

a traditional religion consisting of consuming rat milk and rat pp
your'e invited to my punjabi rat milk ceremony!
by ppvv October 19, 2019
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pubeardy

A rare affliction that targets males with high levels of estrogen and also hermaphrodites. The effects can be seen in a sort of male pattern baldness for the face. Sporadic patches of hair can be found on the sufferers neck and face. It is highly believed among professionals that the individuals who are experiencing pubeardic related symptoms are also having sex with Kubac.
I will have to pass on a night of male back-door action, my pubeardy is really getting out of control.
by M. Sewell October 23, 2003
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Puja massage

Massage of old world, far-eastern descent strongly implied to culminate in a for-profit (although not found on any invoice/receipt) "happy-ending."
I'm going to "that" parlor afterwork for a puja massage.

"Puja lounge" (as in a parlor)
"She's a puja" (as in massuese)
"On your right, Puja." (as in hotties)
by Andy808 December 27, 2007
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Punjabi

According to Azealia Banks, the word "Punjabi" is an insult.
"YUNG RAPUNXEL ALWAYS WINS PUNJABI" - actual tweet from @AZEALIABANKS on Twitter
by Amy Avogadro May 11, 2016
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punjabjab

tha silly punjabjab jus pushed in
by jordan July 27, 2003
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