Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.
I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.
by JerMead July 24, 2018
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promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough
bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy
by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022
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Simon Promise

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
by Username 0 September 21, 2017
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Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.
Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
by jg17 May 10, 2021
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Paus promise

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.
"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
by bligblag April 11, 2007
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Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.
Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.
by little duck November 20, 2015
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