Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.

"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."

by Demibateiscool May 11, 2020

Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.

I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.

by JerMead July 24, 2018

Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 18, 2020

Milky Promises

hookups planned for when you get vaccinated from covid-19, or hookups you plan to make after quarantine

All booty calls are turning into milky promises during this pandemic lockdown.

by AnonymousSlutinQuarantine January 27, 2021

Paus promise

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.

"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."

by bligblag April 16, 2007

Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.

Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.

by little duck January 26, 2016

Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.

Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.

by jg17 May 10, 2021