Premature eBirthdayjaculation

(verb) The accidental erruption of premature birthday greetings, posted via electronic means; at least one week in advance.

After publicly posting several genuinely heart-felt electronic birthday greetings on the considerably incorrect day, appropriate follow up commentary:

"Ehh... well, evidently the world now knows I suffer from premature eBirthdayjaculation..."

by sphinxx July 24, 2013

Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.

"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"

by Mc May May July 24, 2009

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010

prematurely evacuate

its when you should or are able to leave before you know someones coming

partythrower: hey guys! you found my house.

guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!

partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.

by justcallmeroo August 1, 2009

premature evacuation

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012

premature cinejaculate

Hypothetically blowing your load over a movie before you can objectively think about it and your response is not reactionary.

He totally premature cinejaculated over Transformers when it first out, two weeks later he realized how much it blows.

by Point Zero February 15, 2008