poser

a person who acts fake just to fit in. now dont get me wrong, some people will be hipocritical and asume that your a poser even though some people arent. NOTE: just because u wear black does not automaticly make u a goth poser!!!!! so stop being the person who goes around judging people just because of there personality >_>. the word poser gets misused now a days. if someone comes in and wears a mcr band shirt and never herd of the band. thats a poser! but if a real person comes in with an mcr shirt and gets callled a poser than people are just being hipcritcal bitches. X_X. dont be to quick to judge someone cause ull never know if there posing or not. BUT if u know for a FACT they are posers than go ahead :)

CONVERSATION 1: WITH A POSER

poser:omg! I HATE MY LIFE, I should just go cut my self in a dark corner of my room.
person:why?
poser:because my mom wont let me buy a flyleaf shirt. lol
person: whats your favorite song by them?
poser:umm uhhh i think umm uhh... well i like all of them lol
person: 0_o ok? your such a poser go get a life
poser: iam so not!!! go to my myspace page. i have pictures of my cuts. so ha. theres proof

CONVERSATION 2: WITH A HIPOCRITIC BITCH

hipocretic bitch: hey wats up?
person: nothen much. just got back from the devil wears prada concert. u?
hipocretic bitch: you such a poser!!
person: wtf? how does that make me a poser?!?!
hipocretic bitch: it just does

by 55554444333322221111 April 29, 2010

poser

A kid who is usually a loser, so they try to act and dress like other people to become popular. They will pretend they can do things like skateboarding or bmx, but when asked to show you they will say they don't feel like it. They will also listen to the same music as everyone else when last week they listened to classical music. They often say they like the artists their friends like but can't name any of their songs.

Jeff: Look at Jim over there, he wears Element shirts and Dc shoes... he probably can't even skate
Alexander: Don't worry about that poser.

by Jman313 June 20, 2012

poser

1. A term used, liberally, by people belonging to certain subcultures to assure themselves that they fit into their little group more than others. Generally because they are insecure about themselves.
2. A term used by pretentious sods.

1. I so belong here, I am not a poser.
2. That guy is such a poser.

by DeeDee13 November 15, 2005

Poser

Noun, Adjective

1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.

1. If a person were to pose for a/an artist/artists, a photographer, et cetera, they would be considered a poser.

2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."

by Tk like whoa January 18, 2007

Poser

my little sister. someone who pretends to be something they're not.

my little sister is preppy and she tries to be goth and punk and skater. that is a poser

by tayter_bug July 13, 2009

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and look at other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
(Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)

by xograce. August 01, 2006

poser

noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.

Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.

by pOs-Er May 02, 2003