board as plank

really really bored. (coined the phrase btw)

every time I go to English I'm board as PLANK

by Rogue Lord Kaz January 7, 2016

Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.

To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.

by Jammothet April 13, 2021

plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

reverse planking

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020

chief plank

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.

That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!

by Raydon February 23, 2004

Sandwich Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.

Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?

Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet

by Plankpimp December 24, 2010