putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011

pisstiest

The most drunk person in the gang

Abigail is pisstiest!!

by piss_head May 2, 2005

positive feedback

When two AIDS-infected individuals have sex.

"Hey, you're poz too? Wanna generate some positive feedback"

by noisebastard March 26, 2008

Sex-Positive

Synonym for whore, slag or slut.

"Riley is so sex-positive"

"You mean she's a slag?"

by Bumwhole February 23, 2021

positive

Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.

In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !

by Madame Zelda July 23, 2005

Pisstivity

The act of being of the highest level of being pissed

Singular: Pissted
Pural: Pisstified, Pissting

You guys keep missing the shiny foreheaded girl, I am filled with Pisstivity and there's no backing down.

by SHINee_Girl January 10, 2012

positive troll

A person who gives compliments to the point where it could be annoying or creepy.

"dude, this chick on youtube's been positive trolling me! She's commented on like every vid..."

by AwaiGenkaku June 12, 2012