piss in your cheerios 

When somebody fucking ruins your day that was going well.

Hey man I don't mean to "piss in your Cheerios" but I saw your lady blowing some guy in the parking lot at bar close last night.

piss in your cheerios by Bigbadbamf February 17, 2014

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

piss-strainers by Sir Roy Strong March 10, 2008

piss bear 

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

piss bear by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

piss flipper 

When a Tranny receives a BADDDD clit job causing it to hang like a meat curtain... Also resembles a dolphins flipper.

"Man after all that bread Bradalika spent on 'her' sex change I can't believe he ended up with a piss flipper

piss flipper by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

piss lazy 

someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it

nates bladder exploded today because he was to piss lazy to get out of his bed

piss lazy by traveling salesman September 9, 2010

piss poor

Extremely bad. Amongst the worst of the subject.

How would you rate our supermarket service?

1. Poor
2. Very poor
3. Extremely poor
4. Really quite amazingly poor
5. Words begin to fail me as to how poor
6. Buttock-clenchingly piss poor

piss poor by DrizzlyBear January 14, 2009

Piss Shiver 

That annoying little shiver you get at the end of a long and refreshing piss.

Damn that piss shiver gave me the chills!

Piss Shiver by the Elephant Man August 12, 2004