pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

by Stiverton August 7, 2016

purple pickle

a slang term used to define a long slong, dick, peepee, wanker, penis, etc. it is also used in the song faucet failure by ski mask the slumpgod.

“she wanna see my purple pickle up in the wind” -ski mask

by pUrPlEpiKle February 13, 2019

pressing pickle

Pressing your wiener against a babershop window

Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes

by p0c November 10, 2016

pickle weasel

i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.

'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'

by bloody_valentine September 3, 2003

The Pickle Rule

The pickle rule is this, "If you lie, you die”.

Kevin clearly lied to everyone's faces, thus Gru immediately smote him where he stood. Kevin didn't follow the pickle rule, even though the rule was clear.

by Fiishy December 12, 2021

pickle in the middle

A game played by three or more children where two or more children play catch with a ball and try to keep it away from one or more kids who are positioned in between them. When a person in the middle gets the ball, they trade places with the person who threw it.

Pickle in the middle is a children's game that can be played almost anywhere there are three kids and a ball.

by Pickle in the middle June 20, 2019