A pornographic scene in which a large group of erect men proceed to engage a smaller number of women (the ratio usually being of the order 8:1, men:women). Due to the carefully planned and well organized platoon, the women are unable to escape the brutal pussy pillaging that awaits them. Any attempt of escape is punished with vicious mushroom slaps and anal penetration. No prisoners are taken...
As Ashley looked into the distance, all she could see was a wave of cocks engulfing the horizon, she knew she would soon have her vagina pillaged by the mighty cocks of the Phalanx.
by SteveSmithUofT January 13, 2010
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Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”
Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!
Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!
by Idkwnist June 18, 2018
Get the Paulaner mug.A spectacularly beautiful, spectacularly mismanaged city whose high point came in the 18th century when it was the center of the American revolution's planning and execution. Having fostered the creation of the modern world, Philadelphia retired from the scene. The nickname Philly,' the 'blue-collar' sobriquiet, the cheesesteaks-and-scrapple rep, the sports losers mythology - all dross, all amusements for a frivolous era. Philadelphia is an old, serene snake coiled atop her rocky Main Line, an ambitionless city with old blood, old sins and old soul.
What outsiders never understand is that Philadelphia doesn't care. NYC's enormity, DC's power, Boston's ego, LA's glitter, Chicago's brawn - Philadelphia just doesn't care about any of it. She is the ultimate insider town.
by Callowhill December 28, 2005
Get the Philadelphia mug.New Philadelphia High School is a small high school where the students can be separated into a few distinct groups:
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
Stoner on Facebook: "Bruh I smoke fatties, for life bro. I'm so drunk/high right now."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
by Anonymous123432344 June 20, 2011
Get the New Philadelphia High School mug.When performing the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce, the girl starts laughing, so you knock her out with a right hook.
by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 10, 2006
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