The act of evicting fecal matter from the body, wiping, then followed by pleasuring yourself... And another wipe.
"boys, got to get home. Been absolutely bursting for a woo-pank." exclaimed Jack.
"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).
"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).
by Pwankerson November 13, 2019
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by MangoOofer October 21, 2020
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Get the master phakin saetan mug.Phakt - pronounced "fact", plural "Phaktz" - Any definition or interpretation of something that may not be 100% accurate or correct but is intended to be. Common knowledge. These truths are presented as if they were 100% genuine, but in reality they might stand slight correction. Websites are often the source of these Phaktz.
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Wow, there's so many people from Hazleton that are Phakes... Before 2008 I only knew a handful of Phillies fans and now they're everywhere!
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