Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!

Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!

by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019

Perving

Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.

He was totally perving on me!

by MrWeirdWords March 13, 2023

Perv

A Perv in many circles is not short for pervert, but actually a manner of indicating someone who is into CP. Careful in usage.

Man 1: What's up perv?
Man 2: Just jerking off to some underage porn.
Man 1: F*ck yeah!

by FaqBasher December 22, 2022

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.

"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."

by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Perv

When your mate normally fancies a night down the town .

Fancy a cheeky beer and a perv skid.

Yeah sweet skid legend , nice one

by Ricey March 8, 2023

Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack

Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv

by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024

Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.

"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"

by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011