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herbert the pervert 

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.
Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy
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Perverts 

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.
Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response
Perverts by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

Perverts 

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense
People REALLY are perverts here
Perverts by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

pervtard 

Someone is so perverted it makes them seem retarded.
Billy is a pervtard. He thinks about sex so much he can't focus on breathing right.
pervtard by FactRzerO November 17, 2003

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion