peech

dan's penis

hows ya peech

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

peecees

Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.

A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.

Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*

by Heath Raftery September 12, 2007

peecocking

the act of standing up in a room full of people to stretch out when you are chubbed up to see if a female is checking your package out

I was in a conference room full of people think about the great night i had with my lady friend and got excited ,when i stood up to do some peecocking i caught a couple of the ladies checking me out

by funny guy 73 March 16, 2011

peealization

a moment when one realizes they have to pee really badly.

Sally had a moment of peealization at the party and darted off to the bathroom.

I was reading a magazine when i suddenly peealized and ran upstairs to the toilet.

by lizzzzzard February 10, 2009

Peecrastination

When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.

Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.

by peecrastination April 25, 2015

peecum

The product of when you urinate while your penis is fully erect. The urine that leaves the penis is now called peecum. There is nothing special about the urine only the fact that it came from an erect penis.

I tried as hard as I could but I didn’t get any peecum.

by John Ron Johnson November 16, 2019

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020