Brillo Pad

A soap filled cleaning device thats made of steel woll but feels like its made of mens pubic hair.

I make my own brillo pads out of my own pubic hair.

by Brewski. August 2, 2009

pad experience

The realization, then the confusion, upon stumbling across an unexpected relative (Aunt Flow). College students across the nation came up with this word in order to easilly describe a messy situation. Usually involves parties and alcohol.

I had a pad experience last night.

by Raoul Hazard February 27, 2005

The Brilo Pad

The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub your prickly pubes against the givers face really hard to cause a brush burn.

Dude, I totally gave this chick the brilo pad last night.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Period Pad

Soaks up the bloody discharge from your vaginal secreasions that passes through your pubic hair IF you have pubic hair.

WAIT LORI!! dont run that fast your period pad will fall out!

by andrealovesyou October 7, 2006

Pad Thaiarrhea

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.

That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.

by Rogan January 7, 2007

shoulder pads

80's 'fashion'!?

Tina Miller

by Alison Leighton July 31, 2003

Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008