Base Pad

A misnomer of the baseball term “Base paths” which refers to the imaginary line from the center line (unmarked) between first to second to third base. It also includes the line (marked) from home to first and from third to home The runner is not allowed to leave this imaginary line to avoid being tagged out, unless the runner is avoiding a player fielding a batted ball.

The variation derives from a mispronunciation of the term “base path” where the “th” in “paths”, is lazily spoken resulting in a “Z” or “D” sound at the end of the word.

Background:
On the New York Mets Message Board August 28, 2010, poster “C0bra” Insulted fellow posters for not having heard of the term “Base Pads” and continued to insist that it was in fact, a real baseball term. Poster “Ilikethemets” was first to call out the mistake, hilarity thus ensued.

“you don't know what a base pad is? wow do you even watch baseball lol” -C0bra

by ge18 August 28, 2010

Saint Peter's Launching Pad

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

by Mredria December 24, 2007

Launch Pad

When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.

Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt

by korsion August 11, 2009

pussy pad

small pad or seat behind main seat on motorcycle for your girl to sit.

a pussy pad is a great way to display your trophy (trophies?) on your motorcycle !

by 67 GOAT March 13, 2008

smush pad

A place to have sex, typically your house or a certain room where sexual activity engages.

Bro, I took her back to the smush pad after dinner.

by smushmonster October 26, 2010

brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

by Jake January 21, 2004

landing pad

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

by G ROD May 22, 2008