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masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy
Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!
by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021
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That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.
“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”
by RussianBae October 20, 2022
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Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown
Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked
by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022
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Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.
"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"
by McSand_boi May 10, 2023
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Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010
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