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Once for a lifetime opportunity

When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.
Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."
by JimBobstro October 21, 2008
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Oppression Envy

When a middle class white activist gets bored and starts to feel left out and unimportant because they and their family have not been discriminated against
Person 1:"Why was Steven talking about how he knew what being robbed of cultural heritage felt like at that anti-racism and oppression rally, I though his background was British"
Person 2: "He just found out he's an eighth Armenian and they were invaded by Turkey almost 100 years ago"
Person 1: "Sounds like he's suffering from oppression envy"
by DylanB July 17, 2016
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oppa clown

A korean man who dresses up as a clown in order to satisfy his fetish of being a sexually deviant clown to ladies around him.
The oppa clown brought her home and seduced her by making animal balloons.
by bojy September 30, 2008
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Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
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Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2010
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personal growth opportunity

a euphemism for a bad experience, characterized as positive because it encourages a person to learn not to repeat the experience
Sally had a personal growth opportunity doing her own dental work to save money. Rita had a personal growth opportunity when she got fired for being a drunk and belligerent at a department meeting.
by Sexy Rexy February 9, 2007
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Oppa

A Korean slang word, typically used to describe either your crush (like Japanese Senpai or Sempai ), or your celebrity crush. It informal cases, a girl would address her male best friend like this.
1) "Jiminie Oppa!"
2) Thanks, Jeongun-oppa
by ChimmyJoy March 13, 2019
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