Onion Boy 

The main character in the book "The Adventures of Onion Boy". Created and Illustrated by Athena Mariah LaRue. Onion Boy is the Leader of a fictional Mutant Revolution.

Onion Boy would be listed under the genus: Allium Sapiens

Onion Boy by slimy snail January 27, 2007

Onion in the ointment 

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

Onion in the ointment by onioninointment July 10, 2011

Onion Goggles 

The act of dangling ones nutsack above your girlfriends eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit perfectly on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of prospects: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.

Kev: 'Fuckin ell, I got the missus a treat this morning...'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'

Onion Goggles by Brian Khan October 28, 2010

Onion Porn 

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )

Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.

Onion Porn by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016

onion_bitch

onion_bitch is an elite spam page who got her identity/face stolen by an instagram user named “chloexhalle”. onion_bitch is also friends with illeegal.

onion_bitch: omg. chloexhalle keeps stealing my fucking identity! blocked !!
illeegal: she obviously doesnt know how to get her own personality. sorry about that onion_bitch. i gtg im going to nick wildes house

onion_bitch’s real name is supposedly “amina” … ok her name is cool ‼️

amina if your seeing this im so sorry😭

onion_bitch by sage_ June 19, 2021

Onion girl 

Onion girls are a particular highly irritating and irritable female specimen. They tend to monopolize the front of the class, constantly reminding the teacher about homework and they will never stop asking stupid questions and complaining and crying about everything. Their biggest passion is to attend class and they don’t have a life outside of university studies. The only form of entertainment that onion girls enjoy is the mobile video game Hay Day, to which they are addicted. The natural evolution of the onion girl is the garlic girl, much more irritating and annoying.

A: Patricia is totally unbearable, she can’t stop crying about her homework.
B: Leave her, she’s an onion girl.

Onion girl by El Pingaculebras February 2, 2022

Onion material 

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.

"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"

Onion material by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007