One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually

I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.

by ShagginWagon’s May 16, 2021

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

by General C. September 30, 2006

Slay the one eyed dragon

Jacking off

It's Ash Wednesday, I can't slay the one eyed dragon for 46 days ~ Have a day ray

by Mikey Gagz February 15, 2018

one eyed yokle

A highly insulting word. A word used by an uncle to his niece or nephew after they have got an injury in or with there eye. The child does not understand what this uncle is saying. Yolke has another definition as for hillbilly or culchie. There uncle is a rude person!

Gway from me ya one eyed yokle

by Becka_123 November 19, 2015

One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

by berty68 October 1, 2008

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003