big baby lotion

Jayson Hariston sometimes Justin.

Big Baby Lotion got girls.

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

For the lotion

For the free 99. Damn near ! Heavy discount. Plug love . Getting more for less.

“Aye rellie, then is fire!! What then hit you for ?!”

“Good looking P , I got em FOR THE LOTION”

by Gibsosolid November 19, 2022

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020