obligate introvert

Someone who "opts out" of plenty potential social situations, regardless of whether they do want to participate or not—opts out not by their own will, but because they "have to" because of unchangeable or similar circumstances.

Susie is an obligate introvert; instead of following a proper public school education, due to a myriad of sensible reasons, she learns shit at home using Acellus, Wikipedia, her parents' biased political opinions, reality shows, and homeschool textbooks. The downside or "opportunity cost" of this is that she is unable to make friends face-to-face at school. She instead meets them mostly on the internet...

by SomeoneSomewhere21 October 15, 2019

Oblongdule

A vertical shit about 7ft tall and 4ft wide

that is created when the Lord of all things

alike does away with you

I’m taking an oblongdule.
Mmm tasty.

by The Lord, as spoken November 27, 2020

Oblongdule

A vertical shit about 7ft tall and 4ft wide

that is created when the Lord of all things

alike does away with you

I’m taking an oblongdule.
Mmm tasty.

by The Lord, as spoken November 27, 2020

oblong

A rectangle with a rounded end like Aimee-louise Kings head.

Aimee, Your head is like a oblong

by unknown user1000 February 15, 2021

obligated civility

feeling like you have to behave civilised and orderly

The Conch was gone, and so was the power and obligated civility that once came with it.

by L0uL0uK January 14, 2021

Oblong

The feeling of brain fog: specifically the feeling of a rectangular foreign object in the mind.

' Im feeling oblong today'

'oblong?'

answer: 'oblong'

by oblong55022 April 10, 2021

oibling

only + sibling
NOUN
an only child

In spite of the untiring efforts of my parents to have more children I ended up an oibling.

by Illegal Aliens Anonymous April 12, 2021